Parental Guidance

“You promised me this wouldn’t happen again. “I’m sorry mom, I did my best.” The breeze lifted the report card gently off of the table, and shifted it only enough to put it in the sweat of the water glass. “I just don’t understand how such a smart kid can bring home such low grades.... Continue Reading →

Two Turntables and a Foster Home

February Microprose for YeahWrite: we want you to retell an old story – a fairy tale – in a new way. To be specific: retell your favorite fairy tale in exactly 49 words. Spinderella’s foster parents treated her as an indentured servant instead of a teenager. She found solace in music. Her foster brother taught... Continue Reading →

You Live, You Learn

In her Contempo Casuals rave dress, my big sister raged toward me in the dark; backlit by the glow of the Shirley Bowl sign at the entrance that I should have passed through earlier in the evening. “You’re so dead. I’m supposed to be at CPI by now, but instead I had to come hunt... Continue Reading →

Better Late Than Never

So eight years of baby making, baby raising, cooking, cleaning, hyper-budgeting, bad hair and fingerprinted walls go by... and all of the sudden it's time. Holy shit, is it really time to leave my mommy bubble and re-enter the grownup world?  My youngest  is going to get on the bus and go to school. What... Continue Reading →

It’s Publication Week!

What. A. Week. Here we are on the first day of February and I can't believe how much I've already accomplished. I had two articles picked up by Sammiches and Psych Meds this week! The first you may have already read. It's called If You Eat A Tide Pod, I Will Kick Your Ass: A... Continue Reading →

Squirrel

ADHD most definitely runs in families. I don’t need to check WebMD to verify that. I’m living it. I’m also beginning to believe that it’s contagious among coworkers, friends, and I think we may have given it to our dog. I am one hundred percent guilty of spreading the contagion that is my inability to... Continue Reading →

Mount Washmore

*I must give credit to the fabulous and inspirational FlyLady for coining this term*   Welcome to Mount Washmore - A national monument located next to my laundry room.   Founded in 2007, Mt. Washmore was forged by an ever growing family with the uncanny ability to spill anything, fall everywhere, and change clothes for the... Continue Reading →

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